Quotes of the Day:(To save embarrassment we will not be using full names - you all know who you are!)
Whilst checking in at the airport Dan had to re-pack his contact lenses in the hold-baggage and just before security check-in Amanda said "I've lost him again." Just before boarding Dan appeared so asked the delicate question "where was he" and Amanda replied "re-arranging his liquids!"
A group of 21 (on the 2nd night) were on the way to a recommended restaurant with Tom leading the way and he decided to ask for directions and unknowingly approached a lady of the night ..... Of course much teasing followed with Tom replying "She's too expensive, I only have 1 Euro........."
The group mentioned above were at the restaurant and Tonnie ordered steak not realising that in Italy (apparently) it is mostly cooked rare and commented "I had this uncooked cow on my plate for dinner!"
Another group went to visit Pisa and sitting in the train were overcome by a very strong dung smell which they discovered was one of the group having trodden in dog dirt so she went off to clean the offending shoe and came back only to be greeted by Sheila with "Pooh shoes, Pooh shoes!"